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- Rewrite an old joke you lost the script to
- Tell Kam "Why did you make this"
- Tell Kam "Why did you make this again"
- Tell Kam that one day they will experience Karma for telling bad jokes
- Tell a repetition joke
- Use a Volcano as a Trash Can
- Make up a fact about an object that doesn't exist
- Listen to Ryan Willen
- Tell the same joke 3 paces later
- Break up a good repetition joke with a very boring joke
- Listen to kam106
- Listen to- wait a minute!
- Tell the same joke 4 paces- wait a minute!
- Say "Wait a minute" when nobody starts laughing
- Fool your friends three times
- Fool your friends three times
- Fool your friends twice
- Get in a situation where you have to explain the joke above
- Invent a method to fire a gun's barrel like a bullet
- Oversimplification: The blog post is about a bunch of things you should probably not do
- Use a satire blog as a secret way to bottle up your feelings and subtly tell people you're too afraid to speak your mind
- Look at spectrograms for fun
- Look at cover art for fun
- Look at the state of your brain that's forgetting what joke you were just thinking of (LOL!)
- Tell a <head> joke
- Tell a <body> joke
- Combine the <head> joke and the <body> joke
- Completely miss the </head> <body> joke
- Write the worst satire blog ever made
- Get SpaceHey famous
- Make unnecessary references to your life situations
- Rip your newest blog idea from the SCP Wiki
- Replace one of your OCs with a nearly identical clone with a different name and face and pretend that OC had controversy
- Accidentally discover a real scenario of the above
- Have a nightmare about houses
- Make people play two truths one lie with a satire blog post
- Obsess over satire blog posts
- Reformat an older joke you forgot how it went
- Oversimplify a bunch of jokes
- Successfully concern one of your fans with an accidental thought leak
- Successfully concern one of your friends with an accidental blog leak
- Create over 40 unfunny jokes
- Tell Kam "this is awful why did you make this"